Friday, January 23, 2009

George Clooney been bombarding

New York Jet quarterback Brett Favre took part in warm-up jogs and threw with no noticeable discomfort stemming from his injured ankle in the half-hour of practice the media were allowed to watch. George Clooney has been bombarding his ex-girlfriend with flowers and texts. If TV viewers decide theyre sick of watching abject dimwits go shopping for hats and fret about their retarded lives, it could trigger a depression in the entertainment industry thatll make the Dust Bowl look like a picnic. Armstrong is returning to the sport starting with the Tour Down Under next year, but the State Opposition says the Government will not reveal any appearance fee. If she doesnt make it to the White House, Sarah Palin will have a room at the Playboy Mansion. At Alicia Key performance at Nimes, in the south of France, a whole world of catering, crew and costumes intersect with the clock ticking down to stage time.

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